Monday, November 7, 2011

Why Bill Gates decided not to invest further in INDIA

Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta Singh.

To : Bill Gates, Microsoft

From : Banta Singh of Punjab

Date : 1 April 2009

Subject : Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problem, which I want to bring to your notice;

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' 'button', but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is pnly one icon which shows 'My Computer', when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when you keep my photoin that.

7. There is 'Microsoft Office' what about 'Microsoft Home' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide' My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards, Banta

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: 'Sir, how is it that you name is Gates but you are selling Windows?'

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